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Hi, who am i? im zhi xiang, im 195 months old and 9 more months to my next birthday. YAY!
About ME
LOVES DOTA/ loves movies/ loves dramas/ loves myself/ loves family/ loves white/ loves god/ loves fruits/ loves HL milk/loves sleeping/ loves playing/ loves sleeping /loves fighting/ loves being stubborn/ loves frens/ loves smallduck(jia qing)/ loves music/ loves cats/ loves computer/ loves laptop/ loves sweets/ loves chocolates/ loves everyone out THERE!!

THINGS WHICH PISS ME OFF
.......Don't get too pissed off , if I say something you dislike.
.......I may pissed you off, because I'm seriously pissed off too.


1. People who wake me up in the early morning, and ask me
a stupid question that my brain is just too tired to answer.
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2. Motherfucking bus driver who saw me running towards
the bus in the wing mirror, but still drive off happily.
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3. Stupid people who are laughing at their own jokes.
Especially when it isn't a joke, but a barely humorous observation.
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4. Also, when others are still repeating the same joke over and over.
And over, and over again.
Missing a phone call because I was busy doing something else.
And then immediately calling that person back a million times
only to have him NOT answer.
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5. When people saying "Life is short? I mean " What the fuck?
I think life is the longest irritating thing anyone ever fucking does!
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6. Pop stars that can't sing for holly shit but they're still having a
thriving career because they have famous and talented relatives.
Eg: Sun Ho
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7. People who constantly argue with me when I'm absolutely right.
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8. People who insist they are right all the time and won't admit they
make a mistake, even if I prove them wrong with factual evidence
to back it up, just because they are overbearing and have to be
right and think they fucking know everything.
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9. People who think they're cool, and try to be funny but never
shut their damn mouth up!
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10. Taxi drivers who never shut their damn mouth up!
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11. When people never return missed calls, and seriously
taking others for granted.
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12. Men who are short and fat, and still think they are cool!!
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13. Motherfucking aunties taking things for granted.
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14. Motherfucking manager who orders me around ike a dog __
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